Ralph, the Real Estate Guy is a hilarious collection of short stories following the misadventures of Ralph Daily, known as Ralph, the Real Estate Guy, a real estate agent whose ability to close a deal is rivaled only by his talent for putting his foot in his mouth. Whether he's accidentally insulting clients, misunderstanding basic selling tactics, or clutching an inflated sense of self, his blunders make for laugh-out-loud moments at every turn. With an uncanny knack for saying the wrong thing at the worst time—and a confidence as unshakable as a crumbling fixer-upper—he somehow stumbles his way through the challenging world of real estate sales, dating, and tackling life’s challenges with the finesse of a wrecking ball. Perfect for fans of offbeat humor and lovable buffoons, this collection delivers high-stakes sales, lowbrow wit, and the ultimate question: Can charm and sheer ignorance make up for a total lack of common sense?